In search of the latest liar from Flibberty Mutual Auto Insurance. They are very easy to find. They show up after the previous liar from Flibberty Mutual, and they ingratiate you with their incompetence (and incontinence) before the next liar from Flibberty Mutual. All these liars point to other liars you’ve met along the way and say that the claim, which has now ballooned into multiple claims, is to be settled by someone else. It’s a merry-go-round where the horses have shat all over the place. It’s a hot air balloon ride that takes you to the stratosphere where you gasp for air and have an anxiety attack because you are considering taking the leap to solid ground just to be rid of them.

What’s really hard to find is a competent and honest person from Flibberty Mutual. If you find one of these you’ve done the near impossible, and they only settle one claim of the many claims that have been created out of your one accident. If Flibberty Mutual finds out that a claim rep did their job and listened to you to settle a claim, they probably get fired for it. Or the honest Flibberty Mutual rep gets smart and quits after one of the liars at Flibberty Mutual refers you back to them to settle another one of the many claims that isn’t related to their claim. Hard to follow? That’s the point.

Another thing Flibberty Mutual does is take information you give them and use it against you, litigating it as if it’s a legal claim. But an insurance claim isn’t a legal claim. The information you give an insurance company to settle a claim shouldn’t be used against you. It’s not “allegations”; it’s anecdotal information backed up by receipts provided to settle a claim. Only a scoundrel would take information about injuries and emotional trauma from a car wreck and use it against you — to purposefully traumatize you further. This is the true nature of the liars from Flibberty Mutual. They want to hurt you further.

Why would anyone ever insure with the liars at Flibberty Mutual? Imagine the unfortunate circumstance where you accidentally rear-end someone. The other driver has your information which often includes your home address. Do you really want an insurance company that’s lying and using all the insurance company tactics employed for acts of god or weather or faultless mishap? It’s probably best to insure with a company that treats people with respect after an accident rather than with lies, denials, and contempt. The good thing is that you have a choice who insures you, and if you are unfortunate enough to get hit by someone with Flibberty Mutual insurance, you can hire a lawyer to deal with the liars.

What happens when you ask Gemini AI to create parody names for an auto insurance company? It came up with several ideas:

• Liability Mutual: Highlights the “liability” aspect of insurance, perhaps implying they’re good at finding reasons not to pay out.

• Austerity Mutual: Pokes fun at the idea of them being strict with claims or saving money.

• Limbo Mutual: Suggests that getting a claim processed can leave you in a state of uncertainty.

• Looney Mutual: plays on “liberty” sounding like “looney” and implying chaotic service.

• Liberty Mirthful: A more ironic take, given that insurance often isn’t a source of mirth.

When presented with Flibberty Mutual, Gemini says “That’s a fun one! Flibberty Mutual definitely sounds like a playful, slightly chaotic take on [LM]. It brings to mind “flibbertigibbet,” suggesting a lighthearted or perhaps even a bit unreliable vibe. It’s a good choice if you’re aiming for something whimsical!”

It’s nice to feel validated even if the intelligence of the source is a bit questionable.